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[massrez]

☙INBOX text ♔ audio ♙ video ♔ action Kindly leave your missives and they will be responded to with utmost haste. May you walk in the Light.

Done this day by my hand, King Anduin Llane Wrynn

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[massrez]

Enjoying the thought of your continued efforts to sully something 'pure', again?

[nothinglikefather]

I'm not sure I'm ever going to succeed in sullying you... but it is a lot of fun to try, don't you think?

[massrez]

I do miss your efforts.

Particularly the ones that left marks behind.

[nothinglikefather]

maybe I should come over one night this week, see what I can do to give you a few?

[massrez]

You know I could never say no to you.

Actually...I had a thought. A foolish one, perhaps, but.

[nothinglikefather]

I don't think you have foolish ideas. Tell me.

[massrez]

Well then.

Perhaps instead of playing bodyguard, we could play at the dangerous scoundrel instead.

[nothinglikefather]

Now that's a very good idea. This place is full of scoundrels. I'm surprised you haven't been grabbed by one yet on the way home.

[massrez]

It could happen.

[nothinglikefather]

It really could. And I'm sure the bandits in a place like this? They only want one thing.

[massrez]

A shame I live so far from anyone else.

[nothinglikefather]

It really is. And it gets dark so early right now. You probably wouldn't even know they were there until they grabbed you.

[massrez]

After a long day at the office, I might not even have any magic left at my disposal.

[nothinglikefather]

They'd probably know just how to disarm you. Drag you into the shadows, probably gag you.

[massrez]

Hm.

Three taps to end it, then?

[nothinglikefather]

Or a safe word.

[massrez]

Shalamayne.

But if I'm being gagged, I imagine it won't do much good.

[nothinglikefather]

I know love.

I might not gag you for the whole thing. I do like to hear you gasp.

[massrez]

Implying you're the scoundrel who intends on waylaying me on my way home from work?

Jacob, I am shocked.

[nothinglikefather]

You think I'd let anyone else do that to you???

[massrez]

Not for a moment, love.

[nothinglikefather]

There you go then.

Be careful on your walk home.

[massrez]

I'll take a few extra precautions before I head that way.

[nothinglikefather]

Hmmm you better do. I can't wait to find out what they are.

[massrez]

[ He'll surely find out.

Though now that he knows what's coming, he can't help but pay extra attention to his surroundings on his way home. It's a quiet evening, all told, the lonely street causing his footfalls to echo slightly in his own ears.

Maybe he'll catch sight of him, before he shows himself. Not that he'll act any less surprised, of course. ]